Day: March 4, 2015

School satire speech

I am the head master of LNS where your hopes won’t collapse, but the building will. I am the best headmaster in London, in my opinion. I am very proud of this school because we get good reports from offsted, that’s mainly  because the students only behave well when offsted are here.

The students of LNS enjoy their time here, that’s probably because they can see their friends not because the lessons are good. Also the hygiene standards are high, if you compare it to a bin.

The classes get on with their work very well, when the majority of the class has been removed. The classrooms are presented very well, if you think that a rubbish dump is presented well. After a series of detentions, the students do their homework.

Our equipment is top of the range, we get it from poundland . Students get ill quite a lot, the reason is because when they don’t feel well teachers just say you will be fine. If you compare our progress to a nursery, it’s good.